"Socially Selective" Funny Skeleton T-Shirt

If you're the kind of person who prefers the company of your own fabulous self over everyone else, then the "Socially Selective" t-shirt is just for you. This hilariously edgy design features a skeleton sipping on a drink—because even in the afterlife, you're not about that crowded-party life. The caption, "Socially Selective," perfectly sums up your energy: chilling comfortably, embracing your vibe, and saying no to anything that feels like social exhaustion.

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers lightweight comfort (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²) that’s as breathable as those excuses you give for skipping out on events. Perfect for layering or wearing solo while you enjoy quality "me time," this tee is ideal for everything from your couch marathons to those rare brunch outings with the select few who made the cut.

With a versatile retail fit, this tee is suitable for both casual and semi-formal settings. The classic crew neckline adds a timeless touch that is easy to accessorize with a smug smile or a fabulous jacket. The tear-away label ensures extra comfort, leaving no irritation—just like you leave no room for unwanted social interactions.

Bella+Canvas manufactures this t-shirt ethically and sustainably, ensuring that every stitch aligns with your values of fairness and comfort. Made in a no-sweat-shop environment, Bella+Canvas is a member of the Fair Labor Association and holds Platinum WRAP certification, ensuring ethical production practices.

Whether you're in the mood for some coffee-shop solitude, a one-person Netflix party, or just out for a stroll avoiding eye contact, the "Socially Selective" t-shirt is here to celebrate your selective social skills. Wear it proudly, and let the world know that you’re not anti-social—you’re just selectively fabulous.

Product Features:

• Premium Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a comfortable and soft feel.

• Lightweight Fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric that’s perfect for active and leisure wear.

• Versatile Fit: Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings.

• Comfort Focus: Tear-away label to minimize skin irritations.

• Ethical Production: Bella+Canvas production aligns with ethical, no-sweat-shop standards, ensuring sustainability and humane manufacturing.

• Fabric Blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Order now and enjoy Express 2-day delivery across the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible. Let this tee be your statement piece, your comfort zone, and your badge of social selectiveness. Because being "Socially Selective" is a lifestyle, and it looks amazing on you!